i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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