Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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