how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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