She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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