Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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