Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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