she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Randomize