But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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