One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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