Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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