I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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