anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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