My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i think im in europe. pls send help
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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