I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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