real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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