I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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