gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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