So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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