Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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