next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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