we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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