Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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