so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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