I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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