Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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