So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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