Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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