I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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