actually, I'm a sock model
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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