I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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