In the future we'll all be gay
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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