when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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