remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Houston, we have a squirter
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Randomize
