I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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