You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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