I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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