I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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