For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
