I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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