it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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