i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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