Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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