You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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