He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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