Me. At least after what I've been through.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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