dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I love you.
Bad choice
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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