He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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