You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I believe in your delicious
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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