But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
it's great music for shaving your balls
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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