Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The power of my boobs compel you
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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