There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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