i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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