I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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