Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
love makes seman taste better
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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