She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
