Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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