its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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